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Vaginalize 

Verb: VA-jin-a-laiz
To rationalize using skewed feminine logic due to emotions stemming from the vagina.
I know we don't belong in a relationship, but all that cuddling makes me vaginalize that he could be a good boyfriend.
Vaginalize by Jay Rocher December 5, 2011

Vaginalize 

Definition: to make into a pussy.
Ex 1. That kid was only vaginalizing himself, he hasn't really followed through.

Ex 2. He is bluffing and will only just vaginalize himself later.
Vaginalize by zeta c November 28, 2015

vaginalize 

vuh ji, na, lize

someonne who is NOT slaying
"girl your vaginalizing" "bestie did NOT vaginalize she ate"
vaginalize by Nadine<33 December 2, 2023

stretchage vaginalism 

when a pussy is so stretched out from usage it even has stretch on the labia, and just hangs loose like liver
man i fucked that chick and she had stretchage vaginalism, my cock felt so fucking alone in her cunt.

hey dude you going out with her? invite a couple of dildos into her cunt, she's got stretchage vaginalism,,bad!!

vaginalitosis 

A type of halitosis resulting from extensive pussy licking, also known as cunnilingus. It's also known as 'vagina smell'. Not a flavor of chewing gum, yet. Also known as vaginatosis.
Bob: Dude, I was licking these girls' pussies for an hour and now my mouth has got serious vaginalitosis.
John: Yeah dude!
Kev: I love the smell of pussy on my moustache in the morning!

Vaginacide

When a girl has her period, it is her vagina trying to kill itself for failing at its only task of creating a child. A vagina- suicide
Person 1: oh man my cramps are terrible today
Person 2: are you having a vaginacide today?
Person 1: yeah, I am
Vaginacide by Craycray_qirl November 18, 2015
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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