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vaginal crust 

1) dried fluid left from a pussy after the bitch is done using her dildo

2) the slight crusty film left on ones penis after having sex

3) the same slight crusty film in defintion 2, only on ones face after eating out a pussy
Shit, I cant use this dildo with all this vaginal crust on it!

Fuck, now I have to wash my dick cause I have all this vaginal crust stuck on it.
vaginal crust by Nick the Jew April 20, 2006
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vaginal crust 

The act of not washing your Fucking vigina so it gets all crusty.
All these feminists got to have vaginal crust.

Vaginal Cheese Crust 

When a lady has an STD that makes it to where it looks all yellow and gets crusty and hardens.
Eww Tom the girl named Taylor Swift has Vaginal Cheese Crust .
Vaginal Cheese Crust by ZeroApplez October 17, 2017

Vaginal Crustation 

1)Small, fluffy creature attracted to the female repoductive gland. Once thre, it stays for a while.
2)A vaginal crust which can be peeled off for a smooth fuck or left on for a rough fuck
1)Look at this vaginal crustation! It turned up last night when I was dancing, and I can't seem to get rid of it!!
2)Will you help me peel off this Vaginal Crustation; Rich is coming over in a bit!
Vaginal Crustation by dan258 December 10, 2003

vagina crust 

A thick layer of dried up cum around the vaginal area
Damn girl, you need to clean off your vagina crust!
vagina crust by iknowitstrue February 12, 2015

vagina crustaceans 

when you have sex and your intercourse partner cums on you're vaginal area and you forget to clean up and it dries up and stays on your vagina and it hardens into a crust
tabitha: omg i got so drunk last night i woke up with vagina crustaceans

katie: OMgggggg sameeeeee

vagina crusty 

although the word seems to describe a crusty old vagina, it is actually a really cool nickname for someone with the name gina. Although they might not like it, its hilarious.
yo that girl vagina crusty is so awesome man!

or

I wish my name was Gina so I could be called Vagina Crusty!
vagina crusty by bgigzyo September 20, 2011
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