vagina smooch

Vagina Smooch (Va-gi-na Sh-moo-chh)

One who smooches the vagina. (Agj.)

So little johnny stood up in latin class and said, "Ms. Planeta, you are a vagina smooch." and quietly fliped his desk over and left class to go kill himself.

by Chadwick Barbash October 14, 2008

Smooth Vagina

Lame or inferior. Opposite of textured vagina

That weak shit was smooth vagina as hell

by Hokiepharm January 7, 2021