vagina fog 

The state of madness a man enters when he is entranced and motivated by nothing more than sleeping with a woman. Also known as Ovarian mist.

Friend 1: I tried to get John to come play ball with us again but ever since he met Karen he's been acting strange and distant.

Friend 2: Relax, it's his first girlfriend, he's caught up in that vagina fog.

vagina fog by hax0rmort October 11, 2019

foghorn vagina

A foghorn vagina is a lady part that smells Quite fishy and could have the potential of some sort of yellow or white cottage cheese like discharge. Not something you want to munch on!

Damn your bitch been around so much she's fucking got a foghorn vagina

foghorn vagina by Farmacy420ma October 25, 2013

Vaginafoot 

When someone is acting in an inappropriate way against you, they are a Vaginafoot. Or formally know as a Dickhead.

Stop being a vaginafoot, mate.

Vaginafoot by TOBHC April 12, 2015

Vaginalogic 

The exact opposite of normal defined logic. Logic of the female species.

Illogical

nonsensical

Fred: "dude, I just don't understand why she acts like that...."
George: " I'll explain, your not using vaginalogic. It's completely different than the logic the rest of us use. Women just don't play by our rules man..."

Vaginalogic by KonohaSaint December 8, 2010