vagiblet

1. A vagina that needs to be discarded or made gravy from. Generally encountered around the holidays.
Note: They sometimes contain squidbeaks which one should be cautious lest they be dis-MEMBERED.

Doctor: "What happened here!?!"
Nurse: "Well..."
Patient: "It was that damn vagiblet snatched up my arm!"
Doctor: "That's the sixth one this week!"

Happy holidays

by boxoforanges December 16, 2008

Vagibetes

Disease in which a dude is being a little bitch

Nic didn't want to go out for drinks with his brothers because he was suffering from a bad case of vagibetes.

by teamfunsome June 9, 2018

Vagibblets

Vagibblets are the vagina boogies that most women get a few days after sex or being very wet. they look like boogers, basically. Very normal.

Girl, are you gonna sleep with him again tonight?
Yeah, but I need to remember to check for vagibblets before he comes over.

by Agnewbie November 26, 2009

Vagilette

Pussy that looks, smells, feels and performs, at the very highest of standards. Literally, the Best A Man Can Get.

Bruv, you know that girl I started seeing? Man, she has the most amazing Vagilette.

by Yibbo Shakie June 13, 2025