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A extremely poor and dirty person.
Watch out, that vaggers after your shoelaces.
Vagger by ghetto123 May 12, 2009
Words you can keep
To negotiate regarding a gal's love-tunnel.
If a virile stud is wanting to "dicker" in order to make a "mine inserted into yours" deal wif a hot chick, he needs to hope dat SHE HERSELF is willing to "vagger" regarding her OWN "downstairs junk" as well.
vagger by QuacksO July 12, 2026
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Vagger job 

instead of it being a woman sucking a dick its simply a man licking a vagina and smothering his face into it pleasuring a woman forever and making her love you.☺
mark : man i want to vagger job her so bad she look gorgous

dan: i done it she has quite the vagina

mark: daaaaayumn
Vagger job by Pwnage333 July 16, 2009
A true mpafiarhs. He likes vazelini and fasaies with thicc thighs.
Look! Vaggelhs, he likes fasaies and thicc thighs!
Vaggelhs by Whiskeybrowser6 April 2, 2021

K-vagged 

When someone kicks someone in the female private area. The female equivalent of being kicked down there. Obviously not as painful but pretty nasty.
Did you see that girl get K-vagged at the bar just then?!
K-vagged by Jessy00002 June 11, 2014

Vaggenballs 

It's like a cock and balls, except a vag instead of a cock.
Dude 1: that guy is such a pussy.
Dude 2: yeah, he's a total vaggenballs.
Vaggenballs by Anthony Lazar March 10, 2008
A slang like word to make fun of vegans, derivative of the word nigger.
John: "I here that Stacy became a vegan.."
Alex: "Ugh, Fucking viggers."
Vigger by !!&rrrrr August 2, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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