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oh wow look, theres a vachno. lets fuck it.
vachno by hyzehyzehzye January 4, 2023
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Used in Columbia and parts of Venezuela
vacano means in Colombia : cool, great, fantastic, super, fantastically
vacano by Andreas Saxer October 22, 2006
Related Words
vachno Vacho Vachoda VaChaos vachna Vachon vacano vachkov vachode vachooch
A Vachoda is a very loose and wide vagina that has lots of sag on it, like hanging off the sides or drooping far down. This word derives from the word chode which is a short and wide penis.
1.Jenny stop wearing short shorts i can see the sag from your vachoda hanging down.

2. Your vachoda is so wide you could almost fit a football in it.

3.Jenny how do you keep the sag from showing? Do you roll it up and tape it to your leg or what?
Vachoda by Ronald Robichaud April 29, 2008
A vagina that is more open than it is deep.
"Sup man?"

"I dumped my girlfriend last night..."
"Whyyyy?"
"I figured out she has a nasty vachode last night!"
"That's nasty"
vachode by Branop October 18, 2011
Vachna is the sweetest, most caring girl you could ever meet. Sarcastic and witty, she’ll do anything to get you annoyed, but you must know that she is also the best at forgiving and forgetting. Her charisma instantly attracts. She is quite smart, and very shy when not surrounded by her friends. She is a psycho, and if you have a Vachna in your life, you’re super lucky. She tends to be the COOLEST person in the gang, and no one can topple her as leader. When she’s in public, her personality blossoms. She’s also a big fan of rude and funny nicknames. Love your Vachna!!
Hey Vachna, you’re totally awesome!!
vachna by crazyPsycho16 November 29, 2021

Madeline Vachon 

The greatest most beautiful woman in the world and can never be surpassed in any way. Madeline Vachon will never let you down and will always listen to you and give you advice or help you. Anybody who dates this woman is lucky and should never let her go and give her everything she wants no matter what it is. Madeline Vachon is is a lovely hard working woman who cares about others and helps them through hard times even though she has her own struggles.
She is beautiful and kind she must be Madeline Vachon.
Madeline Vachon by GBUCK May 24, 2017

vashnoodle

my vashnoodle is itchying me
vashnoodle by jordana Glassman June 16, 2008
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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