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V bag is a term used when you would want to use every swear/insult possible to describe people that think with their pants and not their head
#1: yeah me and my girl split up

#2: What why you two wee so good together

#1: She turned out to be a V bag.

#2: man tough break
v bag by the suckmeister April 18, 2010
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T-boxed

This is the female version of when men T-bag people. How men T-bag someone is done by placing their exposed testicles on an individual, most likely the head or face of anyone passed out drunk or sleeping. When a female v-bags someone its done when she places her exposed labia on an unsuspecting person. The ultimate v-bag involves photo's that can be posted on the internet.
A group of girls found a dude passed out at a party and they each did a v-bag on him while taking pic's that they then posted on the web so his girlfriend could see.
v-bag by jpg3 October 28, 2012
The act of placing one's vulva on someone's head.
While bending over to pick something up off the ground, Chelsi was v-bagged by Shahera. Chelsi enjoyed Shahera's v-baggery.
V-bag by Chelshahera March 22, 2008
a female version of a T-bag where the female does the exact same motion.
Boy: Would you like a T-bag?
Girl: No, but i would gladly give you a V-bag!
V-bag by guargum March 1, 2009
Short for "Vape Douchebag." Someone who doesn't realize how annoying it is to constantly see them sucking on a vape pen, or see them post about their "vape life" on social media.
I can't walk around the mall without seeing a v-bag sucking on his clarinet every 5 minutes.
V-Bag by rafalafaa January 14, 2014
Verb. Syn: Tea-bagging.

Repeatedly bouncing a naked labia upon a forehead.
"The stripper V-Bagged a goo-string six inches long, I'll never wash this forehead again!"
V-Bag by Ling Ling Qi September 23, 2009