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used to confuse people, to avoid answering questions, and generally just responding like “wtf”. commonly seen with a chu spongebob
person a: can you seriously stop saying utiwi?
person b: utiwi
person c: ARGGHHH
utiwi by sillygoofydeko June 26, 2023
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Utiwi; adjective

Oo-tee-wee U•ti•wi

A word describing something that is cool, great, or sexy; often used in conjunction with a character dancing or running at high speeds towards something with intense determination (See, Bocchi The Rock, Spongebob). Derived from the Javanese word for "first".
"Dude, that furry fox lady with the big ol' mommy milkers is pretty fucking utiwi!"

"So utiwi."
Utiwi by Quibbus July 3, 2024

Pubic utility 

One who serves a wide range of the community sexually, may be thought of as a pubic utility!
Juan has been sexually involved with so many community members, he is thought to be a pubic utility!
Pubic utility by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Utility gay 

Used by really hot straight guys to describe a gay dude who provides decorating and cleaning services to them because the Gay dude has a crush on him.
Bro 1: Hey Bro all your laundry is folded and there's towels in the bathroom. 'Sup?

Bro 2: Bro I finally got a date with Savanna so I had my utility gay fix stuff.

Bro 1: Bro...dude there are appetizers in your fridge.

Bro 2: Bro...Utility Gay!
Utility gay by ThugGuzzler January 1, 2019

Joe Rogan Utility Belt 

Fanny pack
I don't want someone to make fun of my fanny pack, so I call it a Joe Rogan utility belt.

Crossover Utility Vehicle 

A vehicle type strongly based on the mini-van geared toward baby boomers and soccer moms who deny their natural aging and can not come to terms with owning a mini-van.
"It's not a mini-van its a crossover utility vehicle"
Crossover Utility Vehicle by Ersatz February 18, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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