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used to confuse people, to avoid answering questions, and generally just responding like “wtf”. commonly seen with a chu spongebob
person a: can you seriously stop saying utiwi?
person b: utiwi
person c: ARGGHHH
utiwi by sillygoofydeko June 26, 2023
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Utiwi; adjective

Oo-tee-wee U•ti•wi

A word describing something that is cool, great, or sexy; often used in conjunction with a character dancing or running at high speeds towards something with intense determination (See, Bocchi The Rock, Spongebob). Derived from the Javanese word for "first".
"Dude, that furry fox lady with the big ol' mommy milkers is pretty fucking utiwi!"

"So utiwi."
Utiwi by Quibbus July 3, 2024

Pubic utility 

One who serves a wide range of the community sexually, may be thought of as a pubic utility!
Juan has been sexually involved with so many community members, he is thought to be a pubic utility!
Pubic utility by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Utility gay 

Used by really hot straight guys to describe a gay dude who provides decorating and cleaning services to them because the Gay dude has a crush on him.
Bro 1: Hey Bro all your laundry is folded and there's towels in the bathroom. 'Sup?

Bro 2: Bro I finally got a date with Savanna so I had my utility gay fix stuff.

Bro 1: Bro...dude there are appetizers in your fridge.

Bro 2: Bro...Utility Gay!
Utility gay by ThugGuzzler January 1, 2019

Joe Rogan Utility Belt 

I don't want someone to make fun of my fanny pack, so I call it a Joe Rogan utility belt.

Crossover Utility Vehicle 

A vehicle type strongly based on the mini-van geared toward baby boomers and soccer moms who deny their natural aging and can not come to terms with owning a mini-van.
"It's not a mini-van its a crossover utility vehicle"
Crossover Utility Vehicle by Ersatz February 18, 2010