utilis

The sac in which a woman carries a child

Diane said " My utilis be tippted that why I's only has one baby"

by ballbuster07 October 11, 2007

Pubic utility

One who serves a wide range of the community sexually, may be thought of as a pubic utility!

Juan has been sexually involved with so many community members, he is thought to be a pubic utility!

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Utility gay

Used by really hot straight guys to describe a gay dude who provides decorating and cleaning services to them because the Gay dude has a crush on him.

Bro 1: Hey Bro all your laundry is folded and there's towels in the bathroom. 'Sup?

Bro 2: Bro I finally got a date with Savanna so I had my utility gay fix stuff.

Bro 1: Bro...dude there are appetizers in your fridge.

Bro 2: Bro...Utility Gay!

by ThugGuzzler January 1, 2019

Joe Rogan Utility Belt

Fanny pack

I don't want someone to make fun of my fanny pack, so I call it a Joe Rogan utility belt.

by JoshuaKevinPerry October 11, 2012

Crossover Utility Vehicle

A vehicle type strongly based on the mini-van geared toward baby boomers and soccer moms who deny their natural aging and can not come to terms with owning a mini-van.

"It's not a mini-van its a crossover utility vehicle"

by Ersatz February 18, 2010

utility wank

Masturbation, not initiated out of sexual arousal, but to achieve a goal, like relieving pressure or to become tired.

I couldn't sleep, so I utility wanked.

I wasn't even horny, it was just a utility wank so I could go to sleep.

by Germaggeddon January 9, 2013

utility nail

When you let a fingernail grow (usually the thumb or index finger) so it's just long enough to perform handy tasks.

This can be useful for opening packages, scraping stuff, picking your nose (if you're so inclined), self defense, plucking a stringed instrument, itching scratches... etc.

Guy 1: Hey Bill, do you need some scissors to open that box?
Bill: That's ok, I have my utility nail.

Bill proceeds to puncture the plastic with his utility nail then rip open the rest of the box.

Sue noticed a spot of dried crud on her project just before turning it in. Luckily, she had her utility nail and was able to scrape it off.

by ichigodesuka June 2, 2009