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urbangasm 

When you see such a hot girl wearing t-shirts from snorgtees here on urban dictionary you get an urbangasm
guy 1:Dude,did you see that girl last night on urbandictionary with a t-shirt from snorgtees?I got an urbangasm.
guy 2:Cool!
urbangasm by cristinel October 30, 2012
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urbangasm 

When someone constantly mentions they made an Urban Dictionary page
"Bro, Edgar won't stop mentioning his Urban Dictionary post. I think he's having an urbangasm."
urbangasm by kingpinjojo December 5, 2022

URBANISMIC 

URBANISMIC, from someone who is interested in elements of URBAN life, but, not as committed or inspired as some of the URBAN CREATERS who produce new words.
We'll have to chat with him or her to see how URBANISMIC this person can be, and how much help he can give us in moving the software in the right direction - catch my drift?
URBANISMIC by FABARM October 20, 2018
The tingling sensation you get at the tip of the anus when peeing after holding it in for a long time, almost feeling like you ejaculated without fornicating.
Dude 1: Dude pull over, I have to pee.

Dude 2: Didn't you go before we left? Check in the back of the van to see if there's a bottle for you to pee in.

Dude 1: Nawh can't find it...ugh...I have to...go...NOWWWW!!!! UWWWWAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

*pees from the back seat all the way to the front seat windshield*

Dude 2: Dude WTF?! how did you do that?

Dude 1: I just had a uringasm and it felt great!

Dude 2: That was awesome, I'm really pissed off that you did that but still impressed!
Uringasm by RinSu The Void December 24, 2011

Urbanastinating

Addictively wasting hours on Urban Dictionary when you have very important, urgent work to do, even though the mental hiatus could result in suspension, contract termination, social expulsion or in some cases death.

(verb) Urbanastinate.
Ryan: "Check out this new word I found on Urban Dictionary last night"
Andrew: "No ways man. Last time I was caught Urbanastinating in my cubicle I was given a final warning"
Ryan: "Dude, thats why I always urbanastinate in the privacy of my own room"
Urbanastinating by Shoodbwerking December 4, 2010

New Urbanism 

New urbanist villages contain shopping centers and community centers. Many people may work in the city, but there are job opportunites within the village. Also, not all new urbanism developemnents are built in the suburbs, many redevelopment projects are built in the downtown section of cities as well.
New Urbanism by Sambo982 September 24, 2003

Urbanmammie 

Urbanmammie is a mother living in an urban area that is raising urban children in an concrete jungle called the city.
I'm an urbanmammie of two and you?
Urbanmammie by Urbanmammie June 10, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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