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Urban Turd 

"Cool" people that dress in brightly coloured "stylish" clothes. Some will even go to the extent of wearing small bags on their backs on a night out.
"check out that Urban Turd"

"What an Urban Turd"

"He must listen to Dubstep"
Urban Turd by Mr.Heinz October 7, 2009
Words you can keep

urban turd 

To take a turd in an outdoors yet urban environment ie. housing estate, alleyway, school yard etc
"did you hear, henry took an urban turd on the door"
urban turd by jeff member May 29, 2008

Urban-Dictionary-Turd-of-the-Day 

A word that makes it to "word of the day" status on urbandictionary.com which is not actually in common usage but is in fact the creation of a modern-day Shakespeare-wannabe.
Dude 1: "Hey, dude, I don't want to go with my girlfriend to the opera this November."

Dude 2: "Dude, tell her that it is... uh.. Brovember, and that you have to hang out with your bros." (polishes off bottle of Jagermeister)

Dude 1: "Awesome, if I post it on Urban Dictionary then I can show her that this is a real thing and then I won't have to go!"

Satan (listening nearby): "I will ensure that this becomes an Urban-Dictionary-Turd-of-the-Day. Muhuhuhahaha!"

Urban Turding 

The act if finding a inconspicuous place to pinch a loaf in a metro setting. Preferably downtown amongst high rise office buildings and parking lots. The general goal is to get as close to the daily rush of commuter society as humanly possible without drawing attention to your self.
OK, so I was out urban turding yesterday afternoon and found the best spot right at 12th and Taylor, you have to be quick and plan your attack but if your quiet you can lay cable like two feet away from the commuters walking by.
Urban Turding by emmerthouse July 7, 2008

Urbantard 

Someone who makes up words that no one in their right mind will ever use just so they can see them on Urban Dictionary.
Dude, I just coined the word urbantard - go vote it up.
Urbantard by just_bored_witcha August 27, 2009

urbanturban911 

Urbanturban911 is a skinny Asia boy who is not a docter.
Your Asian son is urbanturban911
urbanturban911 by ReekyHawk September 27, 2020

UrbanTurd 

Taking a moment to stop and take a mean shit
in the city
"You seen that urbanturd taking a mean poo in that manhole by 42nd street? looks like he's expressing how he really feels about NYC"
UrbanTurd by xsisblue January 29, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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