A very well meme put in YTP's, This is LITTERALLY one of best insults you could use in Dream SMP, And a good way to be called a simp and have a comeback using the fact that you probably ARE a simp.
Friend: I've seen watch you've been lately, and 10/10 you're a simp You: If the following is true then. UR MUM GEY
Friend: No! That is untrue
You: THEN TAKE THAT BACK!
This is the almighty insult you should NEVER use upon an oponent unless absolutely necessary. The last time this insult wad used, it was used by Alexander Graham Bell in a prank call. As a result of this, the fabric of space itself was torn into shreds, resulting in evolution reversing into what we are today. Using this defense mechanism will end the opponents career and send he/she into a deep depression. Dont expect to live to see the next day as an antidote recently discovered by acting legend, Bill Nye The Science Guy. The phrase "no u" resulted in the defender dying because blood stopped flowing into his brain from chocking literally on Bill's entire ass cheek.
Use with caution
*points at teacher "Ur mum gey lol"
*teacher rips off clothes and sets into his battle stance. He slowly develops a raging blue ball of ki in between his two hands and screams "NO U" as he releases his deadly blast. The entire school is devoured by a quantum flux*
The one comeback that will end all human existence. This terrifying comeback is only used in the proper context. If used in the wrong hands, death will be between upon u.
Carl: Bro u know, u kinda suck buttchecks
Jim: Yeah? Well ur mum gey lel.
This example was proper
The next example will kill u
Carl: Ur my best friend. Hecking love u man Jim: Lel ur mum gey
In this case Jim is gonna die.
Too dangerous to ever say or everyone in the universewilldie
"ur mum gey"
"no u"
"ur mum the big gey"
"no u"
"UR MUM THE MEGA BIG SUPER GEY"
*dies in huge ball of death rolling down a volcano with lava all over it and spikes*
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.