A Airplane pilot. Quote from TV show "The Munsters", where Grandpa Munster while snooping through his new tennent's belongings, finds a badge and asks Herman Munster what kind of a job would require wearing a badge.
Could he be a pilot? No, He's not the "up in the air" type.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'