She had his head up her ass so far that he didn't recall his responsibilities he was supposed to care for.
by Romello A-Z January 18, 2012
1st guy: "dude, I'm nervous that Ashley's pregnant"
2nd guy: "why?"
1st guy: "a few weeks ago I totally blew up her club and now she's late"
Lainey is so freaky, every time we get drunk she lets me blow up her club
2nd guy: "why?"
1st guy: "a few weeks ago I totally blew up her club and now she's late"
Lainey is so freaky, every time we get drunk she lets me blow up her club
by Little donkey April 19, 2014
To be extremely lucky, either by escaping an otherwise gruesome fate, or by living an easy life.
"Horseshoe up his ass" has the same meaning for a man.
"Horseshoe up his ass" has the same meaning for a man.
by hesby August 28, 2009
Used to describe women walking in a strange kind of waddle. Often a fat or dumpy legged woman who simple cannot walk with her legs closer than 2 foot apart.
by Norbert Colon August 19, 2005
by the ud master May 03, 2009
Ex: Did you hear the next door neighbor tearing up her pomegranate last night? Everyone around could!
by Weird1One December 05, 2007
Describes a female that acts too stiff or strict towards other individuals and can drive you crazy if you spend too much time with her since she is so annoying. Usually raised by a stern family that made her watch documentaries on boring crap and has friends that also have sticks up their anal holes as well, if any friends at all. No one likes this girl and if they could they would wish her off the face of the earth. Also this girl never curses or uses slang, for that would not be proper. Uses too good of English and Grammar, as well as long vocabulary/old school talk. If you are one of these people with a rod up your rear end you should go get some therapy and loosen up to have fun once in a while. End of story.
Girl with Stick up her Ass- "Did you see that documentary on the paper clip last night? It was so interesting, I watched it with my parents while eating fat-free popcorn."
Boy- "Dude, you need to get a life and not be so proper. No one thinks you're cool, including me, and need to pull the stick out of your ass hole reallll soon."
Girl with Stick up her Ass- "Why that would be obscure and insensitive of me! I am going to tell my parents on you now!"
Boy- (thinking to himself) 'Wow that girl has such a stick up her ass. She needs to chill the fuck out!'
Boy- "Dude, you need to get a life and not be so proper. No one thinks you're cool, including me, and need to pull the stick out of your ass hole reallll soon."
Girl with Stick up her Ass- "Why that would be obscure and insensitive of me! I am going to tell my parents on you now!"
Boy- (thinking to himself) 'Wow that girl has such a stick up her ass. She needs to chill the fuck out!'
by imtalkingtoyoulistentome May 16, 2010