unwanted child

Christian Smerchek

dat boi she dun gave'ed birtha 2 wus a Christian Smerchek, shea didint want 2 bee ah modther. he wus an unwanted child

unwanted child by ChriTIAN BOI October 25, 2017

planned unwanted children 

A vast majority of the world's population. People who were born to parents who only got married and had kids because it was what everyone else was doing. The parents of planned unwanted children had no clue how to be parents and had no money to properly give their kids opportunities in life but had kids for reasons like "all my friends are having kids" or "I feel kids will bring joy to my life" and "it's what people do, it's life".

As a planned unwanted child myself i beg of the entire world... don't have planned unwanted children. Get rich first, then have kids. It will help solve a lot of the world's problems.

If you were born poor and had to work your entire life at jobs you can't stand just so you can pay bills and scrape by, chances are you and your siblings were planned unwanted children.

planned unwanted children by jimmy james jackaroosky October 11, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016