unumergen 

Emy’s boyfriend. Unumergen is a boy who is clearly the most handsome, honest, loving, amazing, and fun person ever. He brightens up the whole room and he makes his girlfriend the happiest when she’s with him. He isn’t like everyone else. He’s a human form of hope. He is a ladymagnet and if your boyfriend name is Unumergen you should feel lucky and happy because you've already found the man of your life. most precious human to exist. He radiates gold and fills space with sunshine. Every person needs an Unumergen, too bad they’re one in a eight billion and has a pretty girlfriend who loves him so much

Temuulen: Are you and that Emy kid still together?

Unumergen: OF COURSE!! I love her

Emy: I love you more!

Temuulen: You guys are gay.

unumergen by unuugin hair March 21, 2023

unurgent 

mundane, routine; not worthy of special attention or effort especially in response to misapplied emphasis by a colleague with poor judgement.

Ed: Liz had a terrible headache and her sister told her to go to the emergency room.

Bill: Don't worry. Her sister is an alarmist. I'm sure it's unurgent.

unurgent by drfishhead June 5, 2011

unmergency 

A declared emergency that turned out not to be so.

She told me that it was an emergency, but when I got there it turned out to be an unmergency. She just wanted me to come over.

unmergency by Cynicool June 20, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004