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Retard Units 

Retard Units is an unofficial synonym for "imperial measurements". As the rest of the world use metrics, the internet culture started mocking the medieval traditions of the Americans, and how little sense the usage of imperials pose compared to metrics.
Space begins 100 kilometers from the earth, that's 62,14 miles in Retard Units.
Retard Units by Alseimik March 5, 2018

retarded units 

The imperial system...
The retarded units are still used in americas.
retarded units by Hebrewsexcabin January 2, 2017

Untitled Goose Game 

a game so addictive that you can't get off. It is about a goose.
PewDiePie played Untitled Goose Game for 1 hour.
Untitled Goose Game by RyanPhill236 September 26, 2019

T.D. units 

The T.D. unit is a standard measurement for smell intensity. The acronym was chosen to be T.D. as its not commonly known as anything else. The measure has typical values from 1 to 5, 1 being a mild stink and 5 a ghastly stench. On the odd occasion a 6 can be recorded but this is often associated with asphyxiation, leading ultimatley to death.
Bob: Hey man keep away from that guy his rocking like 5 T.D. units!

Jim: Nah man i can handle it.........holy shit he stinks!!!!!!!!!! I can't breathe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob: Dude it must be a 6 then, better get you to a hospital.
T.D. units by hesti October 13, 2010

local units

In Halo Wars, the summoning of units towards your point of interest. Also useful for spamming so as to piss off your friends.
"Local Units. Local Units. Local Units. Local Units." "Dude, would you stop doing that already?
local units by Doctor Quark September 25, 2010

Untitled Goose Game 

A great game released in 2019 that all Switch owners should have.
I love Untitled Goose Game so much!
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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