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The Great Unwiped
The greatest of all known poops: one that requires true courage, skill and determination.
Unlike the closely related angel poop, wipeless poop and ninja poop, The Great Unwiped is a rare event by which the pooper is so certain that he or she has just done an angel poop, that the toilet paper is left untouched and the anus, unwiped; the garments are returned to their proper position, and the pooper leaves the bathroom with their head held high.
Unlike the closely related angel poop, wipeless poop and ninja poop, The Great Unwiped is a rare event by which the pooper is so certain that he or she has just done an angel poop, that the toilet paper is left untouched and the anus, unwiped; the garments are returned to their proper position, and the pooper leaves the bathroom with their head held high.
Thor: One day, I'm going to sit on that porcelain throne, and I'm going to do The Great Unwiped.
Timothy: But Thor, how are you going to know? You might end up as a poopy pants.
Thor: I've heard that you just know, Tim. When the time is right, you just know.
Timothy: I am in awe of your dauntless courage.
Timothy: But Thor, how are you going to know? You might end up as a poopy pants.
Thor: I've heard that you just know, Tim. When the time is right, you just know.
Timothy: I am in awe of your dauntless courage.
The Great Unwiped by Symphonion October 13, 2011
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unipegacorn
A crossbreed between the two coolest things evar; a unicorn and a pegasus. It contains both main attributes of each animal. They have both a swirly horn and wings on a horses body. The animal is very endangered and some people believe they do not exist, but they do. One cannot fathom the thought of riding on a unipegacorn, unless infected with The Geat, so don't even try. There origin and genetic makeup is pure awesomeness.
Whoa, did you see that unipegacorn?!?
My favorite thing to do is play water polo on my unipegacorn after a long day of hunting beaver-sharks.
My favorite thing to do is play water polo on my unipegacorn after a long day of hunting beaver-sharks.
unipegacorn by Vnecks&unicornshirts March 27, 2011
Unpaperbagable
A person that is so ugly you can't even have sex with them when they have a paper bag over their head.
Victor: would you do monica, oscar?
Oscar: EW! No that's gross! Would you?
Victor: Hell no! That's unpaperbagable!
Oscar: EW! No that's gross! Would you?
Victor: Hell no! That's unpaperbagable!
Unpaperbagable by Dr.Dedoverde July 31, 2009
unripe weed
when someone is so dumb or stupid to the point where they dont deserve the statement "are you smoking?" and are forced to deserve the term "unripe weed"
unripe weed by blue cocaine September 25, 2018
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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