unpipe
unpipe by nutboyassassin April 10, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
The Great Unwiped
The greatest of all known poops: one that requires true courage, skill and determination.
Unlike the closely related angel poop, wipeless poop and ninja poop, The Great Unwiped is a rare event by which the pooper is so certain that he or she has just done an angel poop, that the toilet paper is left untouched and the anus, unwiped; the garments are returned to their proper position, and the pooper leaves the bathroom with their head held high.
Unlike the closely related angel poop, wipeless poop and ninja poop, The Great Unwiped is a rare event by which the pooper is so certain that he or she has just done an angel poop, that the toilet paper is left untouched and the anus, unwiped; the garments are returned to their proper position, and the pooper leaves the bathroom with their head held high.
Thor: One day, I'm going to sit on that porcelain throne, and I'm going to do The Great Unwiped.
Timothy: But Thor, how are you going to know? You might end up as a poopy pants.
Thor: I've heard that you just know, Tim. When the time is right, you just know.
Timothy: I am in awe of your dauntless courage.
Timothy: But Thor, how are you going to know? You might end up as a poopy pants.
Thor: I've heard that you just know, Tim. When the time is right, you just know.
Timothy: I am in awe of your dauntless courage.
The Great Unwiped by Symphonion October 13, 2011
Related Words
unpipe • unripe • Unipe • Unipeg • unipegacorn • Unipegacornasus • Unipegamaidasis • Unipegasaraus • Unipengpus • Unipenile
Unipegasaraus
Unipegasaraus by ceecee.N November 1, 2010
unipegacorn
A crossbreed between the two coolest things evar; a unicorn and a pegasus. It contains both main attributes of each animal. They have both a swirly horn and wings on a horses body. The animal is very endangered and some people believe they do not exist, but they do. One cannot fathom the thought of riding on a unipegacorn, unless infected with The Geat, so don't even try. There origin and genetic makeup is pure awesomeness.
Whoa, did you see that unipegacorn?!?
My favorite thing to do is play water polo on my unipegacorn after a long day of hunting beaver-sharks.
My favorite thing to do is play water polo on my unipegacorn after a long day of hunting beaver-sharks.
unipegacorn by Vnecks&unicornshirts March 27, 2011
Unpaperbagable
A person that is so ugly you can't even have sex with them when they have a paper bag over their head.
Victor: would you do monica, oscar?
Oscar: EW! No that's gross! Would you?
Victor: Hell no! That's unpaperbagable!
Oscar: EW! No that's gross! Would you?
Victor: Hell no! That's unpaperbagable!
Unpaperbagable by Dr.Dedoverde July 31, 2009
unripe weed
when someone is so dumb or stupid to the point where they dont deserve the statement "are you smoking?" and are forced to deserve the term "unripe weed"
unripe weed by blue cocaine September 25, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
wrongun
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.