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unwonked 

To straighten out something that was wonky. Typically a crumpled, flacid cock.
"I'd been on the slack for days, then Paige appeared with her massive bangers and my dick unwonked itself in 2 seconds flat."
unwonked by Wizards Sleeve August 9, 2006
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undonked 

A guy who fixes things up after someone donks it up.
Caleb: It’s okay jake, I’ll fix it.

Jake: wow what an Undonked.
undonked by Muffinbomb July 4, 2021

unwonked 

the process of making something no longer wonky/lopsided
"i unwonked her boobs"
unwonked by unwonked January 27, 2022

Unmonkey 

When you take notes in the most simplest way and then "unmonkey" them to make it an actual comprehensive sentence, paragraph and etc
Did you unmonkey your notes for English?
Unmonkey by Pagonis November 9, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026