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unitiger 

A male unicorn; a mythical creature with powers of attraction so alluring that women want to be with him and men admire and want to befriend him. Often also known as a "Jack", the unitiger is often idolized as an object of sexual and sensual desire, in groups and threesomes. He is intelligent with sexy eyes and brutally honest.
"Damn, I thought my unicorn status would never be threatened, then I met this unitiger last night and it was like, game on!"
unitiger by VL100214 September 6, 2015
a vampire and a unicorn mixed together all into one. instead of sucking blood like vampires, they are said to stab their prey in the heart with their horn and then drink it with a beer bong. the Unipire began when PANIC! At The Disco was asked if they preferred unicorns or vampires. Ryan Ross answered both and then they all help create it
ME: Oh My God. Brendon Urie is so sexy.....
Ryro: I like unipries!!!!!
Me: Oh My God its Ryan Ross!!!! I like unipires too....*continues to daydream about Brendon Urie while his bansd mate is RIGHT THERE*

unipikacorn 

a magical unipikacorn is the baby of a unicorn and a pikachu and just happens to be magical. if you are to nice to it, it will be the most adorable best friend ever. if you are mean to it, it will be your worst nightmare's worst nightmare.
1:
person 1: what is that majestic creature over there?
person 2: it's a unipikacorn. so rare that there's only one
unipikacorn: LET'S BE FRIENDS AND RIDE
SKITTLE RAINBOWS TOGETHER!
persons 1 & 2: okay!

2:
person 1: what is that ugly ass shit thing?
person 2: it's a unipikacorn. it's such a fag that there's only one.
unipikacorn: *pulls out knife gun* whatcha just say nigga?!
persons 1 & 2: OH SHIT! *run away

Unieight 

To work more than one full time job at the same time.
I'm making so much money unieighting at these two companies.
Unieight by MuskyMcgee May 4, 2021

unimigophan 

the new color known to man mostly used to describe a waffle
peasant: yo bro did you see that unimigophan last night

you: yes, I did but your irrelevant so go fetch me some Starbucks

Unipegasaraus 

Is a unicorn/pegasus/dinosaur

It's a mythical creature
Look! There's a unipegasaraus!
Yeah right! Everyone knows that they're mythical
Unipegasaraus by ceecee.N November 1, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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