A male unicorn; a mythical creature with powers of attraction so alluring that women want to be with him and men admire and want to befriend him. Often also known as a "Jack", the unitiger is often idolized as an object of sexual and sensual desire, in groups and threesomes. He is intelligent with sexy eyes and brutally honest.
"Damn, I thought my unicorn status would never be threatened, then I met this unitiger last night and it was like, game on!"
a vampire and a unicorn mixed together all into one. instead of sucking blood like vampires, they are said to stab their prey in the heart with their horn and then drink it with a beer bong. the Unipire began when PANIC! At The Disco was asked if they preferred unicorns or vampires. Ryan Ross answered both and then they all help create it
ME: Oh My God. Brendon Urie is so sexy.....
Ryro: I like unipries!!!!!
Me: Oh My God its Ryan Ross!!!! I like unipires too....*continues to daydream about Brendon Urie while his bansd mate is RIGHT THERE*
a magical unipikacorn is the baby of a unicorn and a pikachu and just happens to be magical. if you are to nice to it, it will be the most adorable best friend ever. if you are mean to it, it will be your worst nightmare's worst nightmare.
1:
person 1: what is that majestic creature over there?
person 2: it's a unipikacorn. so rare that there's only one
unipikacorn: LET'S BE FRIENDS AND RIDE SKITTLE RAINBOWS TOGETHER!
persons 1 & 2: okay!
2:
person 1: what is that ugly ass shit thing?
person 2: it's a unipikacorn. it's such a fag that there's only one.
unipikacorn: *pulls out knife gun* whatcha just say nigga?!
persons 1 & 2: OH SHIT! *run away
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.