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a vampire and a unicorn mixed together all into one. instead of sucking blood like vampires, they are said to stab their prey in the heart with their horn and then drink it with a beer bong. the Unipire began when PANIC! At The Disco was asked if they preferred unicorns or vampires. Ryan Ross answered both and then they all help create it
ME: Oh My God. Brendon Urie is so sexy.....
Ryro: I like unipries!!!!!
Me: Oh My God its Ryan Ross!!!! I like unipires too....*continues to daydream about Brendon Urie while his bansd mate is RIGHT THERE*
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Unspired 

To be so impressed as to not be inspired any longer.
person A: Thx i am unspired
person B: Unspired isn't defined yet
person A: Unspired - To be so impressed as to not be inspired any longer.
Unspired by iscribble January 29, 2012
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The Unipiper 

The coolest motherfucker there is in Portland, OR. He rides around on his unicycle playing a bagpipe in a Darth Vader costume and a Scottish skirt, sometimes with the bagpipe shooting literal fucking flames as he plays it. Coolest shit ever.
He’s the next best thing to Bigfoot to find in person while you’re here in the west coast
Guy 1: “I was at Rose City Comic Con when that dude on a unicycle or some shit came by and gave me a fist bump
Guy 2: “Dude, the fucking Unipiper?”
“The Unipiper” must be included in the usage showcase for me to post this. Wack ass shit
The Unipiper by DudeGuyMan669 January 6, 2023

UnipixelUwU 

A person who's creativity is off the charts but doesn't know it yet, they are super sweet, kind and some people if they deny, UwU isn't something a furry uses
Omg did you see UnipixelUwU's drawing, it was soo good! But she says it's bad..
UnipixelUwU by Unipixel! December 22, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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