n: the act of taking yourself out on a date
v: to go on a date with yourself
Ex: My long-distance boyfriend isn't coming to see me this Valentine's Day, so I'm going to Steak and Shake for a unidate cause I'm a strong, independent woman.
"Do you want to unidate?" I asked myself in the mirror. "Hell, yes!" I immediately replied, giving myself a knowing wink.
My long-distance boyfriend isn't coming to see me on Valentine's Day, so I'm going to Steak and Shake by myself on a unidate because I am a strong, independent woman.
"Do you want to unidate tonight?" I asked myself in the mirror. "Hell, yes!" I immediately replied, giving myself a knowing wink.
Irritability induced by a full bladder. Symptoms include but are not limited to chest pain, shortness of breath, shoulder tension, temporary moments of anxiety and slight genital discomfort.
Following the consumption of an excessive amount of soda-pop and a three hour car ride, I became extremely urintated.
Any creature that chooses to make its home in a hard to reach area in your house. Be it in the attic, basement or inside a wall, these guests are often rodents, reptiles, or insects of varying sizes. Once discovered, uninvited guests are very hard to evict from your home.
I've placed some rat poison in the attic and sealed up any holes in the walls so we don't get any uninvited guests trying to make their homes here.
When a person is that overwhelmed by the tasks they are inundated with, they encounter a 'mental-meltdown', causing the brain to partially erase all files, shut-down momentarily, & reboot, unable to open task files. They have then become Ununated
"Brah, that bitch gave me so much shit to do while she off maxin' out my plastic, my brain was all, "oh no, no way, no how!" & left me unundated ....I'm like a blank sheet of paper with no room to write on!!!"
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberryscarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.