unicorn'd

changing someones computer background. usually to a unicorn or something girly or odd , and usually in school.

hey dude, look at his back ground.
haha he got unicorn'd.
lol, yupp.

by coltg April 25, 2010

Unicorn Dick

Rooted in the expression: "Hung like a horse", a Unicorn Dick or UD, refers to a exceptionally large penis with the magical powers of a Unicorn. These powers include: making women sneak out of bed with men they are dating in order to pursue the UD, making women jump from man to man looking to fill a void that only a UD can fill, and making women lie straight faced to a man they allegedly care about when confronted about sneaking out to pursue the UD.

I don't understand why she is with him, he has no job, he treats her like shit, and he spends all her money.

He must have a Unicorn Dick.

Whatever dude, Unicorns aren't even real.

by autobrick December 25, 2009

unicorn dildo

dildo on head

mate my girlfriend loves a bit of unicorn dildo action naa'mean

ye mate gimme some of that

by david's wood December 22, 2017

Unicorn Dandruff

The huge amount of sugar that you get on the last serving of cereal.

Dude, I'm going to serve myself extra cereal so I can get the Unicorn Dandruff!

by Hyper Active Cynic! April 1, 2011

unicorn deep

Going so deep in a pussy that it feels like a unicorn's horn is penetrating your ovaries whilst preforming an aggressive rainbow queef.

Fred: Man, I think Stacey is going to brake up with me.
Jo: What!?! Why?!yy
Fred: Well... I was having sex with her for the first time and... I... Have a big... Cock and I went unicorn deep. She still can't walk dude.

by Rybuscle December 26, 2014

Unicorn dance

To have sexual intercourse with someone who is a 10 on the attractive scale when you yourself are a 5 or lower

Man Becky is hot but I can't do the unicorn dance with her she's out of my league.

by Swiggster23 January 27, 2015

Unicorn dust

Dust you scrape off unicorns with a blade hand crafted by the jawas from Star Wars. This dust is very valuable and is worth around 23 Kraken teeth per Gram! You can snort it to become a unicorn for about 12 hours, or use it to teleport anywhere between 12 and 144 miles depending on the quality.

The ginger wanted to get the unicorn dust, but he was saddened to find out he was allergic.

by Jawen July 8, 2014