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Dust you scrape off unicorns with a blade hand crafted by the jawas from Star Wars. This dust is very valuable and is worth around 23 Kraken teeth per Gram! You can snort it to become a unicorn for about 12 hours, or use it to teleport anywhere between 12 and 144 miles depending on the quality.
The ginger wanted to get the unicorn dust, but he was saddened to find out he was allergic.
by Jawen July 08, 2014

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Someone who publishes their or someone else's name to either insult or promote someone they know. They will usually attempt to publish this over and over until it is accepted and published.
Steve: hey have you seen all these urban dictionary faggots publishing themselves?
Dan: yeah they're really fucking pathetic and annoying
by Jawen July 08, 2014

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Sweat of angel warrior used like eye droplets and deliver a psycodillic effect. 1 pint is worth 1/2 a gram of unicorn dust, but must be properly mixed with platypus blood or else it is lethal.

Mix: 2 Tbs sweat

12 ml platypus blood

Stir well
Steve was trippin on angel's sweat
by Jawen July 08, 2014

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It means yes or yeah but is only derived from those words. It is the creative, young, and emoji friendly way of saying such words.
Yesh I do like peaches.
by Jawen July 08, 2014

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Kraken teeth are found on kraken and are very valuable, they are worth about 1/23 a gram of unicorn dust and can be ground up and snorted to have a similar effect to leprechaun earlobes or sold on black market
Danny was flyin on some kraken teeth
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A boy under the age of ten who is bi curious and then finalizes his belief into being gay over the age of 10. Hence he is a sparkler then turns into a flamer.
"Timmy said he thought about kissing tommy, what a sparkler."
by Jawen July 08, 2014

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Chopped up and mixed into brownies or cookies to get you high as hell. Burns like hell afterwards and is worth 42 krakens teeth.
Tannis was high as fuck off dragons tongue
by Jawen July 08, 2014

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