4 definitions by autobrick

Unicorn Dick

Rooted in the expression: "Hung like a horse", a Unicorn Dick or UD, refers to a exceptionally large penis with the magical powers of a Unicorn. These powers include: making women sneak out of bed with men they are dating in order to pursue the UD, making women jump from man to man looking to fill a void that only a UD can fill, and making women lie straight faced to a man they allegedly care about when confronted about sneaking out to pursue the UD.

I don't understand why she is with him, he has no job, he treats her like shit, and he spends all her money.

He must have a Unicorn Dick.

Whatever dude, Unicorns aren't even real.

by autobrick December 25, 2009

Jeff Carris Problem (JCP)

World Series Of Poker Bracelet winner and all-around badass Jeff Carris does not have problems like the rest of us. His problems are problems most people would love to have. A Jeff Carris Problem is not a problem, but rather a decision between two or more badass options.

For example: Jeff Carris might have to decide if it's worth his time to have sex with a mega-hot stripper. Would he rather get a lap dance while playing Call of Duty or Boom 20 K in a couple hours.

"I don't know if I want the Bugatti or the Ferrari. It's a total JCP."

Jeff Carris Problem (JCP)

by autobrick January 26, 2010

wein-wein situation

A situation with two positive results; an expected pleasant surprise along with a secondary yet equally pleasant outcome.

So you wanna go to the barbeque?

Will they have hot dogs?

Yeah! And they'll have a whole bunch of white dudes.

Wow! Talk about a Wein-Wein Situation.

by autobrick December 25, 2009

P.O.P.

Possibility Of Pussy. The odds of sexual intercourse either with a specific woman or on a given night.

"Don't you have to work tomorrow?"
"Yeah, but I can't leave yet. I still have a pretty solid P.O.P."

by autobrick December 30, 2010