ungts 

You needa go to sleep

Friend1: shit I'm tired

Friend2: ungts

ungts by Imthatniggazfrfrrr August 3, 2023

Retard Units 

Retard Units is an unofficial synonym for "imperial measurements". As the rest of the world use metrics, the internet culture started mocking the medieval traditions of the Americans, and how little sense the usage of imperials pose compared to metrics.

Space begins 100 kilometers from the earth, that's 62,14 miles in Retard Units.

Retard Units by Alseimik March 5, 2018

ungshwunk

Urination during sex.

Aurelius: Did you take a piss inside Connie's pussy again while having sex with her?
Arlo: Yes, I ungshwunked her. She also ungshwunked me at the same time, so we ungshwunked each other simultaneously.

ungshwunk by Extremityman November 1, 2023

retarded units 

The imperial system...

The retarded units are still used in americas.

retarded units by Hebrewsexcabin January 2, 2017

T.D. units 

The T.D. unit is a standard measurement for smell intensity. The acronym was chosen to be T.D. as its not commonly known as anything else. The measure has typical values from 1 to 5, 1 being a mild stink and 5 a ghastly stench. On the odd occasion a 6 can be recorded but this is often associated with asphyxiation, leading ultimatley to death.

Bob: Hey man keep away from that guy his rocking like 5 T.D. units!

Jim: Nah man i can handle it.........holy shit he stinks!!!!!!!!!! I can't breathe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob: Dude it must be a 6 then, better get you to a hospital.

T.D. units by hesti October 13, 2010

local units

In Halo Wars, the summoning of units towards your point of interest. Also useful for spamming so as to piss off your friends.

"Local Units. Local Units. Local Units. Local Units." "Dude, would you stop doing that already?

local units by Doctor Quark September 25, 2010

ungtss 

Used in chatrooms and other text based communication to represent the sound of a person mimicking the bass from a techno beat. Often used in combination with other words that represent vocalized techno sounds.
Verbal mimicking is seen in the movie Mallrats after Brodie scores with Rene in the elevator.

RageOfAngels: ungtss ungtss ungtss ungtss ungtss ungtss
cripgangstablood: wtf iz thiz sheeyit
RageOfAngels: Techno rave party!!!
cripgangstablood: ungtss-ahtz ungtss-ahtz ungtss-ahtz

ungtss by Ungtss October 5, 2007