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men: The subtle yet indescribably painful displeasure you feel in your genitals just after you've ejaculated and withdrawal your unit from whatever it was you had sex with. Tends to lessen if you 'wait inside' a few moments, but you'll always feel it.
For every man's orgasm, there is the inevitable painful ungasm.
ungasm by Phillydrifter December 17, 2008
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A word to express something very BAD or unpleasuring
"Dude we have to read like 5 fucking pages!"
"Uh! Ungasm!"
Ungasm by Jen Rene February 15, 2006
A fake orgasm or when genitalia is in pain
Dude I just ungasmed
Ungasm by Ungasmer May 9, 2025
A word used by students in commerce colleges, especially in Delhi University when they find something really interesting. It was first used by some guys in Urja.
Bro, this event was just urgasm.
Urgasm by Urgasm101 October 4, 2020
1. n - the act or instance of transforming oneself into a heterosexual.
2. n - a usually religious act in which a gay man/woman is made straight. It usually fails.
Does ungayment really work? Probably not.
ungayment by Jesus Hong September 24, 2006
A unigasm is a solo orgasm, usually achieved on a Friday night when there are no dates or friends available, and reruns are on the television.
Jillian heard the familiar answering machine, sighed, hung up her phone, and went to her room to try and make her mundane life exciting through a unigasm.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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