underbarf

Verb. The act of vomiting on someone's taint. Regurgitation induced from over zealous sac suckage or fellatio.

Man, he was thrusting so hard I underbarfed.

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tucked like underarmor

To conceal carry a firearm at all times.

Friend: bro, I’m nervous what happens if somebody tries to rob us?

Friend: don’t worry, I got that heater tucked like underarmor.

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To conceal a firearm in ones waistband so snug that it resembles the tight fit of Underarmor.

Dylan: Hey man I'm kinda nervous we might get robbed...
Doug: Don't sweat it bro, I got that thang tucked like Underarmor.

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The sexual act of putting one's penis inside the underarm of their partner.

My girlfriend allowed me to underarm her on my birthday.

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to underestimate the size and/or weight of ones breasts.

be careful not to underbreastimate a women's tits; they are known to suffocate small animals and children!

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Someone who doesn't like to wipe after a fat shit.

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The area between your legs. Your crotch.

Damn Betty, go shower, you've got one janky undercarriage.

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