under penis 

the part of the dick shaft that bends into the body, under the ball bag

as I lit my camp counselors fart a delayed ignition singed the hair from his under penis and around his dirty hole

under penis by themacal December 3, 2006

Under Cover Penis Lover 

(n.) A closet homosexual male. Acts homophobic around his friends to try and disguise his true love for the penis.

Started by nugluh on YouTube.

That Chuck Norris character is a little tooo masculine... could he possibly be an Under Cover Penis Lover?

Under Cover Penis Lover by teenybeeny December 9, 2008

penis under punishment

Where a man commits a genital-related crime, and the victim of the crime sets out for a genital-related revenge. This can be done in many ways, including;

1) An unprovoked balltap, and the reciever of the balltap tries to return it

2) A man cheats on his girlfriend, and after the breakup the ex will then cockblock him

In the above examples, the victims are working towards revenge on the genitals, putting the perpetrator's penis under punishment.

1) That asshole balltapped me outta nowhere, im putting his penis under punishment

2) John cheated on me last week, so now im so gonna put his penis under punishment this friday!

penis under punishment by vadgebadge April 2, 2011

underpenis 

the part of the penal shaft below the nutious bagious just forward of the taint. usually useful only during the time a semi or during a full stiffy

I awoke pleasantly by my playmate lightly scratching my underpenis turning my morning semi into a full hard-onwhich I proceeded to fu.......ect....ect........ until the three stooges came on

underpenis by the mac al March 9, 2006