undefrosted 

Being frozen or not yet defrosted.

The ice cream in the freezer is undefrosted

undefrosted by mama_jama October 10, 2022

underfootedness

The repeated unintentional act of tripping people up, dependably getting in the way of progress of authority.

For the manager of the household it is not only the vexing underfootedness of the newly unemployed spouse, everywhere the housekeeping member turns, she is sure to bump into the guy who is not all that certain where to put himself at various segments of a suddenly elongated and agenda-less day.

underfootedness by Jeffrey Allan Backowski II October 1, 2019

Unfrosted 

Ha! I was going to make that exact joke except in reverse!

Hym "I was going to say 'What, was this written by daily wire?' Unfrosted? The Jerry Seinfeld thing? Yeah, terrible! It's- I gotta start doing these as soon as I think of them. I would be getting beat to the punch like this if I sat down and did them as soon as I though of them.... BUT I HAVE TO WORK.... AT PLACES WHERE I DON'T ACTUALLY NEED TO BE BECAUSE I CREATED A.I. AND AM A GENIUS... And I can only take so many bathroom breaks to write shit down and then I get out of work and forget. This sucks. I need to hurry up and murder these kids! I am really dragging things out but, you know, Blue lock has another season coming out..."

Unfrosted by Hym Iam May 15, 2024