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Uncle Tong 

Uncle Tong is the Asian American equivalent of the term "Uncle Tom" for African Americans. It refers to Asians who apologize for and pander to white folks, trying to garner favor with them and generally being a self-hating sellout. Auntie Tong is the female version, and often refers to self-hating, sellout Asian girls who "only date white guys."
Hey man, why does your brother only have white friends and listen to Garth Brooks?

Oh dude, my bro is a total Uncle Tong. Last week, he thanked this redneck for calling him a "fucking chink," and even apologized for coming to this country.
Uncle Tong by slateremylee June 26, 2017
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uncle tong 

An asian that supports a less than authentic asian restaurant. If you eat there you are an uncle tong.
Billy: Hey pete, lets go eat at uncle cho's shrimp palace.
York: Doesn't that have all white cooks?
Billy: Yeah, so.
York: You are asian. Don't be an uncle tong!
uncle tong by The Sang January 15, 2008

uncle's tongue 

when you pull the extra skin from your ballsack and make a tongue like protrusion with it. Hence, a hairy tongue like your uncle would have.
Dewayne showed Lisa his uncle's tongue and she immediately snapped a photo.
uncle's tongue by DirkNiggla April 2, 2004

Uncle Tony dropped the tongs!

You say it when you have heartburn after eating... or even when you are really full.

"Tony" and "tongs" can be replaced depending on the circumstances... like at a Chinese restaurant..... Uncle Chen dropped the chopsticks!
(at dinner) uggh, Uncle Tony dropped the tongs! (physically drops utensils)

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026