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Uncle Randy 

Slapping a famiily member (not spouse) in the face with your dick while they are sleeping, screaming suck it bitch!
Uncle Randy is Slapping a famiily member (not spouse) in the face with your dick while they are sleeping, screaming suck it bitch!

Uncle Randy's funhouse 

The spare room your uncle keeps locked.
Often the location of thousands of pornographic DVDs , VHS tapes and magazines.
Occasionally the location of you wearing only bunny ears surviving solely on corn cobs and diet orange soda.
After two weeks in Uncle Randy's funhouse, I don't think I'll ever be able to sit right again. All the eye bleach in the world could never be enough.

uncledaddy 

the incestual phenonmenon of one man being both the uncle and daddy to a child; i.e., a man impregnates his sister and is thus, the uncledaddy to the resulting child.
Lila Mae gave her sweet uncledaddy a hummer, while basking beneath the sensual glow of the bug zapper in the backyard.
uncledaddy by Brian Wilson May 18, 2004

Uncledaddy 

A very hot person who has a long shavalabodingdong 😫
“Hey uncledaddy ,its me baby buster wanna see my mommy milkers amping us sussy Baka dora peppa pig backpack 🥰❤️🥺🌸🧚 ♂️“
Uncledaddy by Baby buster July 17, 2021

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026