The creepy uncle that will stick their hands in your ass and marries the type of girl that likes to bounce on booty during the family holiday gatherings.
A TikTok man with beautifulfacial hair with 80's glasses who contextualizes his statements with great ability. He thinks Chicago pizza is pizza which he is wrong about. His name is in fact not Dan and he is also not an uncle.
Did you see that guy who uses fancy words in his duets? Oh you mean Uncle Dan, yeah he's cool.
A man who's neither an uncle nor named Dan, he does however say some interesting shit.
INFORMAL
noun
A tiktok influencer with over 20k followers. He is usually seen deconstructing asinine points found on the app TikTok nothing he says is serious, but he's always right.
noun: "WOW! Uncle Dan has such a great beard!"
adj.: "You're very Uncle Dan"
and associates with very angry pugs. They love terrible sports teams such as The jets, and love Guy Ferrara. They could very well be Irish and have a very hard time growing hair