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Umpteenth 

1-Adjective used to describe an action or event that has been done or taken place too many times to count.

2-used to expect distatste for how many times an action has been done

3-Something women say a lot about men.
"Adam, you have complained for the umpteenth time! just eat the stupid apple, and i promise I will stop nagging!"

"Fine, eve, but for the umpteenth time: this is a bad idea." -eats apple-
Umpteenth by wordslinger88 July 1, 2009
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umpteenth 

adj. pertaining to one in a succession of very many (Slang)
David is reexamining the cable connections for the umpteenth time
umpteenth by Fennie Lam August 7, 2006

Umpteenth 

Relatively large but unspecified in number.
Having escaped his death sentence for the umpteenth time.

umfteenth 

A place holder word for a large number
"For the umfteenth time please shut up!"
umfteenth by shadowrocks90 September 1, 2013

umpteenth 

a great word to use to embarrass yourself in a fight
Chris: "ehhh you did this for the umpteenth time"
umpteenth by alakazam patrat April 6, 2022

umpteenth 

ump·teenth
ʌmpˈti nθ

used to emphasize that something has happened on many other occasions.
"She checked her watch for the umpteenth time" · "Totti swung his umpteenth corner into Scotland's box".
umpteenth by Matheway55555 July 20, 2023
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