ulc

Ultra Large Cock

Wow that guy's got a ulc!

by kople700 February 6, 2017

ulc

You will see.
You'll see.

NOTE: used when chatting through the internet

Person 1: What will we have for dinner?
Person 2: ulc

by Pjopelnajs August 9, 2021

Ulcerative Colitis

A bloody shit disease....quite literally. People who suffer from this non-infectious disease usually end up spending lots of time wrapped around the loo with bloody diarrhoea during flare ups. Caused by person's immune system attacking large intestines lining causing inflammation and ulcers, loss of appetite and generally feeling like utter crap. Medication can usually help to control it though some have awful side effects such as moon face

Stuart: "hey why did that hot chick run off to the loo so quickly?"
Bob: "Ahhh she's got the ulcerative colitis shits, she's going to be a while..."

by whatsername1990 July 17, 2011

ulch

Anyone who is an absolute Pisstank or boozehound. This guy loves the booze and will do anything for a drink

Hey Ulchy would you like a beer?

Ya Okay!

by Ulchyboys November 15, 2017

FECES ULCER

Ulcers that occur on your feces and can cause large amounts of blood to come out of the rectum.

Last night after eating large amounts of mexican food I FECED and I looked down at my feces and noticed a feces ulcer. Then I noticed that large amounts of blood started to come out of my rectum (comparable to Niagra Falls).

by thrustin and bustin November 7, 2010

Ulcer Fart

An ulcer fart is a fart that has a hint of blood smell in its mists...often not a pleasant smell.

Damnn nigggaa! R u bleeding or is that an ulcer fart?

by Dampiel May 15, 2011

ulcock

Sounds like ALLcock so can be used as a derogatory term: All Cock, No Balls. Another phrase which could be used would be: Small Cock.

Ulcock: Come on guys... I don't want to have to cite you
Random Dude: Fuck off small cock

by Matty43843 December 28, 2007