Ukranium

To be brave, heroic, solid and stoic. A tribute to the peoples of Ukraine.

Mykola normally works in an office answering phones and working the company inbox. He now faces down Putins tanks having never used a weapon in his life. Mykola is made of 100% Ukranium.

by On the Buses March 5, 2022

ukranium

Ukranium is a small country located in Denmark, the origins of the country of Ukranium is a heavily disputed subject, some retarded geologists might claim that Ukranium does not exist, but little do they know - it does, and it is marvelous.
A surprising fact about Ukranium is that the name actually means "Victory" in russian.

Ukranium was founded in 1832 by the german scientist Hans Fritzl Hauk II.

Hello team, i am from Ukranium, where are you from?

Let us go and achieve Ukranium

These goofy niggas will never achieve Ukranium with their braindead strats lmaooo

by KlamSoTøjteGræsslåmaskine_2299 May 15, 2019

Ukranium Balls

testicles made of the toughest material in the world

That guy jumping onto the Russian tank and raising the blue and yellow flag needs a wheelbarrow for his Ukranium balls.

by Had2thinkawhile March 5, 2022

nobelium uranium

A masterfully crafted response to the famously deadly "you mom gay" roast.
Believed to be forged by the finest of roasters, possibly even a level 3 sound cloud rapper.

Nobelium & Uranium are both elements. Nobelium's symbol is "No" and Uranium's is "U".
Combined, they make the response "No U".
Not only is "No U" an effective reply to any roast, but in this form it reflects your intelligence and can make their stupidity known, amplifying the affect of the response, ruining their career if used effectively.

12 year old COD gamer: "yo'ure mom gay"
You, blessed with an IQ of 5000: "Nobelium Uranium"
12 year old COD gamer: "Wtf bro"
- *12 year old COD gamer left the game*

by Foxzes February 26, 2018

Ukrainium

The hardest material currently known to man. Recently discovered in February 2022. It was found that the balls of everyone defending Ukrainian land are naturally composed of the material.

Do you know why Sasha can’t get on a plane? Because his Ukrainium balls became way too heavy for takeoff, since February 2022.

by Juan-largo7 March 2, 2022

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium!

An intelligent way to say FUCK . Each element has a letter to represent it, Fluorine= F, Uranium=U, Carbon=C, Potassium= K.

Also Yittrium Oxygen Uranium can be added to say YOU.

Person 1: "Its your turn to clean the toilet."
Person 2: "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium!"

or

Person 1: "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium the test is today!"
Chem Teacher: "I see you're practice your elements for your test, good job!"

by Awesome Nerd. April 21, 2011

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium

The symbols of these elements spell out "FUCKBiTcHeSGeTmONeY." Alternate ways to do this include replacing Helium (He) and Sulfur (S) with Hydrogen (H) and Einsteinium (Es), and/or replacing Bismuth (Bi) with Boron (B) and Iodine (I). Some people have been clever enough to use this as their yearbook quotes.

"Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium!"

by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej November 29, 2017