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uke and seme 

Uke and seme are a yaoi are yuri stuff that people like to call the "top and bottom" which is a sexual way of saying that the top is fucking the bottom anyways it's the same with uke and seme and usually it's for a homosexual relationships the origin of it is from Japan (I think we all gonna expect that lol) and also if you wanna go see how uke and seme just go on YouTube and listen to uke and seme asmr (make sure your family is not around)
*sus noise lol*
Uke moans: aaahh~(Fighting for their life)

Seme: grunting(enjoying his life)

Bed: SOMEONE HELPPPP
I kinda hated uke and seme
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Sas-uke is used to make fun of Sasuke (from the anime Naruto) Uchiha's name, usually in fanfiction. Uke is the guy that gets it in the butt.
Naruto: Hey, Sas-uke! Liked getting it last night? *laughs*
sas-uke by Lala Yamada December 24, 2007

state-uke oppi unity 

A gibberish form of Tamil combined with English that is written over the board of statue of new sardar vallabai patel in punjab. A horrendous translation error made by the Central Government of India to tarnish the ancient and beautiful language Tamil just because BJP(a political party) cannot rule Tamilnadu while they rule almost all states of the Nation.

Correct translation: ஒற்றுமைச் சிலை (Statue of Unity)
A:What have you done with the lines? This has no meaning!
B: What do you mean?
C:Dude! It's state-uke oppi unity
B: Shit! I messed up
state-uke oppi unity by DDirewolf November 2, 2018

ukeshnika 

Ukeshnika, probably one of the hardest names to pronounce and probably even harder to forget. Beautiful features with dark humor, it's no surprise that people who know an Ukeshnika are ridiculously attracted to her. She's just amazing, really.
She's alright but she ain't no Ukeshnika
ukeshnika by the6thhorseman May 21, 2019

Ukes Of Hazzard 

An awesome two-girl ukelele band from New York, most well know for their video gay boyfriend, about their gay boyfriends
I'm an Ukes of Hazzard fanboy!
Ukes Of Hazzard by Moonprince1357 August 24, 2004
most idiotic person in this world with a charming personality
this day was like Ukesh idiotic nut nice
ukesh by loneytuner November 30, 2021
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