ugward

When something is both ugly and awkward

When you wake up to your best friends fat mom while still having a jimmy on, you are in a ugward situation.

by Brinson Treewalker September 19, 2009

ugward

When someone or something is both ugly and awkward.

Rosie O'Donnell is ugward.

by hantav September 19, 2009

Ugward

When a young female is not only ugly, but she is also awkward.

Dude - "Dude i cant tell if that chick is a babe or not"

Dude2 - "Mehhhhh i dont know man, shes iffy"

(as they approach)

Dude - "That girl is straight ugward man"

Dude2 - "my bad! Shes like a mix between Snooki and and a scene girl"

by Fartknocker 101 September 30, 2010

Ugward

both ugly and awkward

A 5th -7th grade girl who is at the ugward stage of their life where everything seems to go wrong.

by rlc423 January 20, 2012

Ugward

When something is both ugly and awkward.

It felt so ugward when those fuglies lifted showed me their panties.

by mmmmmatt September 18, 2009

fail upwards

To repeatedly get fired but consistently find a new job that are better than the one you just lost.

"She's never had a job for more than two years without geting canned and now she's a VP. I've never seen anyone fail upwards better than she does."

by Eggsocket July 9, 2009

upward buffalo

A variation on the yoga pose, downward dog, especially handy after unexpected indulgences.

After eating an entire triple-later carrot cake by herself, she laid down on the floor, taking the stomach-up pose called upward buffalo.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 15, 2019