ugward 

When something is both ugly and awkward

When you wake up to your best friends fat mom while still having a jimmy on, you are in a ugward situation.

ugward by Brinson Treewalker September 19, 2009

ugward 

When someone or something is both ugly and awkward.

Rosie O'Donnell is ugward.

ugward by hantav September 19, 2009

Ugward 

When a young female is not only ugly, but she is also awkward.

Dude - "Dude i cant tell if that chick is a babe or not"

Dude2 - "Mehhhhh i dont know man, shes iffy"

(as they approach)

Dude - "That girl is straight ugward man"

Dude2 - "my bad! Shes like a mix between Snooki and and a scene girl"

Ugward by Fartknocker 101 September 30, 2010

Ugward 

both ugly and awkward

A 5th -7th grade girl who is at the ugward stage of their life where everything seems to go wrong.

Ugward by rlc423 January 20, 2012

Ugward 

When something is both ugly and awkward.

It felt so ugward when those fuglies lifted showed me their panties.

Ugward by mmmmmatt September 18, 2009

fail upwards 

To repeatedly get fired but consistently find a new job that are better than the one you just lost.

"She's never had a job for more than two years without geting canned and now she's a VP. I've never seen anyone fail upwards better than she does."

fail upwards by Eggsocket July 9, 2009

upward buffalo

A variation on the yoga pose, downward dog, especially handy after unexpected indulgences.

After eating an entire triple-later carrot cake by herself, she laid down on the floor, taking the stomach-up pose called upward buffalo.

upward buffalo by Dr Bunnygirl November 15, 2019