Offensive. You know means 'fucking', so why fucking annoy me more. And speak properly please and stop being so irritating.
uffing
by definer2 October 14, 2008
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An interjection used to express mild dismay
-" Sorry, we're out of hot dogs."
-"uf."
by jrd9 June 15, 2016
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Useless Fuck Syndrome - Those lazy fucks we all work with everyday and manage to keep their jobs.
UFS - The guy that sleeps on the job every friggen day and the bosses ignore it.

Never finishes anything.

Takes three years to do a two day project.
by smart1_us June 25, 2010
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The top 10 ranked participating schools, followed by the number of recruited Merit scholars, are:

1. Harvard University--378
2. University of Texas--258
3. Yale University--228
4. University of Florida--224
5. Stanford University-217
6. University of Chicago-182
7. Arizona State University--176
8. Rice University-173
9. University of Oklahoma-170
10. Princeton University--165
So what was bill saying that UF was a third rate school? FSU isnt even top 10. Looks like someone's a gay nole.

What did the FSU grad say to the UF grad? ... BOSS! cause UF grads are more leet than FSU grads. enough said.
by P huNgy May 18, 2004
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Standing for Universal Frame System, UFS was designed to homogenize frame mounts for aggressive skate boots. It allows almost any frame to be used with any UFS-designed boot.
"My new Remz skates have UFS frames... now I can put my old Kizers on them."
by Clinto August 17, 2006
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The male equivalent of a female queef
Did you hear that? I just had a ufe down there.
by nebtam July 22, 2008
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