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Located on an oceanside cliff in sunny La Jolla, UC San Diego is one of the world's top institutions for producing researchers, innovators, and awkward engineers. It is consistently ranked #1 by Washington Monthly, a magazine that nobody reads. As California's unofficial science department, UCSD research discovered the first evidence for climate change, the cause of diabetes, and a colony of endangered ants living in Chancellor Khosla's mustache. Its mascot, King Triton, is well-known as the most badass eunuch of all time.

UC San Diego is minutes from most of San Diego's world-class attractions. But if you're looking for UCSD students, you'll find them napping at Black's Beach wishing they could surf, waiting in line at TapEx, or hiding from social interaction in Geisel Library. Despite not having a football team, students find things to do, like studying for midterms between raves.

UCSD was designed with a unique six-college system, to give freshmen an easy conversation starter. These colleges (Revelle, Muir, Marshall, Warren, Roosevelt, Sixth) are considered pretty equal, except for Sixth. Campus-wide traditions like the legendary Sun God Festival unite the colleges as one university.

Out of its 200,000 graduates, UCSD has produced exactly four famous alumni: Nick Woodman, who founded GoPro, and those three interchangeable Asians from Wong Fu Productions. The other 199,996 are all out there somewhere, still complaining about not having gotten into Berkeley.
Even with triton eye, it's harder to find a parking spot than a hot girl at UC San Diego.
by trising July 28, 2016
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UC Santa Cruz

A 4 year university located at the top of a hill looking over Monterey Bay. UCSC is known for 420, or April 20th of every year, a day dedicated to smoking weed in a field with thousands of people to light enormous blunts and get high. UCSC is also known for its hippie-loving, liberal, feminist, and stoner stereotypes.

The UC Santa Cruz mascot is a banana slug, chosen for its "docile and peaceful" nature. It basically embodies Santa Cruz's laid-back vibe and works perfectly as a very non-intimidating mascot since Santa Cruz has no sports teams to boast about. School pride is lacking since most of the school's population is too busy taking bong rips and eating munchies anyways.

The school's campus itself is considered one of the most beautiful campuses in the US. The entire campus is a redwood forest. You'll do a lot of walking on the UCSC campus because the buses are always late and take too long anyways.

UC Santa Cruz is often said to have a very quiet nightlife and weekend parties merely consist of smoking weed. If you're a stoner, that's probably true. For the 21+, Motiv and the Red Room become common bar stops. And house parties happen every weekend, its just about finding them since they’re DL because of the 10 PM city curfew.

Overall an often underrated, funky college campus with good things to see and people to meet for an open-minded college student.
Joe Shmoe: "Its 420@ Let's head over to UC Santa Cruz!"
by vchristina July 13, 2011
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UC Santa Cruz

A college in California that Hasan Minhaj won't stop throwing shade at.
*After taking SATs*
"Can I get into Stanford?"
"No."
"Can I get into UCLA?"
"No."
"UC San Diego?"
"No."
"UC Davis?"
"No."
(defeatedly)"UC Santa Cruz?"
"Maybe..."
"Jesus Christ"
by DogsAreSoFluffy March 28, 2019
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UC San Marcos

The ultimate UC. This school is so good that absolutely no one can get in.
Dumbass: "Dude, I got into UC San Marcos!"
Sarcastic Asshat: "WOW. You must be on a whole new plane of existence"
by XxRektURmuMxX April 1, 2018
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U.C.S.

Abbreviation for "U Chat Shit" which I have to repeat a lot to certain people who seriously chat shit, in some cases I have also made out they attend the university of UCS which is imaginary but states they might as well study chatting shit as they are so good at it
Pete: "Did you know they took gullable out the dictionary?"
John: "No they didn't"
Pete: "Yes they did"
John: "No they didn't"
Pete: "Yes they did"
John: "No they didn't"
Pete: "Yes they did"
John: "No they didn't"
Pete: "Yes they did"
John: "No they didn't"
Pete: "Yes they did"
John: "No they didn't"
Pete: "Yes they did"
John: "No they didn't"
Pete: "Yes they did"
John: "U C S"
by AG. September 8, 2005
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UC Swillers

UC Swillers, also known as the Utah County Swillers, are the most bad ass , kickass, drunk ass hillbilly trucker punk band in the world. They hang their sweaty hats in Utah, but are well known nation wide for their swillin' smart ass tunes, polygamist parties, and their witty charm and good looks. God Bless the USA !
" Did you go see the UC Swillers play lastnight ? " ... hungover response " Did I see 'em ? I woke up this mornin' and found them all in my bed ..." ::: whiskey flavored burps :::
by pistol packin penny March 18, 2014
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M.U.C.S

M.U.C.S (Most Used Clothing Store) is a popular clothing store in eastern Canada. They sell everything from shoes to scarfs. They are known for employing people in well off communities.
I am going to stop bt M.U.C.S after work to grab a pair of sneakers.
by Wally Ritchie 69 March 7, 2019
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