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uberkhan 

One who contstantly sends out email invites to XBOX live events, and then stiffs because either he is so pussy whipped or he runs a fever of 98.8, and has 'sniffles.' Also known as an ass crammer, helmet browner, fudge packer, hershey highway rider, etc.
"Sorry I missed you guys last night, I had to rub my wife's feet, do the laundy and iron all of our socks, while my wife has a nap."

"Sorry I missed you guys, I was not feeling too well. My nose was a bit runny and I took my temperature, rectally of course, and I'm running 98.8 degree fever. Cough, cough."
uberkhan by Marino Rules January 16, 2004
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Uber Khan 

German term used to describe homosexuals that like leather underwear with the spikes on the inside
Hello sweetie, meet my friend Micheal. (in a whispering voice -> He's an Uber Khan)
Uber Khan by PM May 7, 2003

ubershank 

have you done ubershankage lately?
ubershank by samer May 9, 2003

uber khan 

A Greek god. Handsome to the point where women often faint when in the presence of an uber khan.
That uber khan really gets the chicks! I wish I was as well hung as he is, said Andrew.
uber khan by SMIRK May 7, 2003

Uber Khan 

Isn't this a synonym for "pillow-biter"
Only in prison does one meet Uber Khan.
Uber Khan by PM May 7, 2003

uberphantasmagorical 

let's put it this way.
uberphantasmagorical is whatever is most amazing to you.
it is supreme, framageous, and superb.
and basically, just pretty flippin' sweet.
"that engraved neon crystal ball is uberphantasmagorical!"
"it's a party bus with blacklights, disco balls, and a dj... how much more uberphantasmagorical can you get?!"
uberphantasmagorical by rufuss888 January 9, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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