One who contstantly sends out email invites to XBOX live events, and then stiffs because either he is so pussy whipped or he runs a
fever of 98.8, and has 'sniffles.' Also known as an ass crammer,
helmet browner, fudge packer, hershey highway
rider, etc.
"Sorry I missed you guys last
night, I had to rub my wife's feet, do the laundy and iron all of our socks, while my wife has a nap."
"Sorry I missed you guys, I was not feeling too
well. My
nose was a bit runny and I took my temperature, rectally of course, and I'm running 98.8 degree fever. Cough, cough."