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A couple orders an Uber/Lyft from home and once the app confirms the time until arrival; that is how long you have to fuck each other, cum and clean up before the Uber/Lyft calls/messages that it has arrived. (Everyone wins, including the Uber/Lyft driver who gets two very happy riders)
I am about to order a ride to dinner; you down for an Uber Fuck?!
uber fuck by Epic Ridge January 3, 2019

G5 uber fuck 

What you do when you make your girlfriend cum more than 5 times in one fucking.
Man, I'm going to G5 uber fuck my girlfriend tonight! That bitch is going to cum so many times she'll need a bucket.
G5 uber fuck by moviemagician October 26, 2008

Fuck you and your uber driver

When you hate someone so much you also hate everyone who is connected to them, including (but not limited to) Their mom, dad, siblings, grandparents, great grandparents, ancestors, future descendants that haven’t been born yet, their local cashier, and their uber driver
Dumb coworker: Yap yap yap blah blah blah
Me: Fuck you and your uber driver

Uber fucking 

1) Using the taxi-like service Uber, accentuated by the adjective form of 'fucking'.

2) Using the taxi-like service Uber, in conjunction with sexual acts, more commonly known as 'fucking'.

3) However Madeintyo wanted the phrase to mean in his popular song "Uber Everywhere"... Most likely one of the other definitions (reference 1 and 2 above)...

Skirt skirt...
1) "Uber everywhere, uber fucking everywhere".

2) Yo bro, had some intense Uber fucking the other night!

3) Yeah I Uber fucking everywhere, ain't nobody got time for a DUI!
Uber fucking by _irdc_ September 14, 2016

Uber-fuckin 

The act of fucking an uber driver regardless whether the driver is on or off the clock.
After the baseball game, I dabbled in some uber-fuckin as my driver was not only hot but very willing to play around
Uber-fuckin by GDDPHD May 31, 2016

F.U.N.! (Fuckin' Uber Nice!) 

Something you say when you're having a fuckin' great time!
F.U.N.! (Fuckin' Uber Nice!)

Uberfucked 

The point when an object or person has reached the point of no return.
1) That kid's mom found out he was watching pr0nz. He's uberfucked.

2) Did you hear about that car that flipped over 10 times going 100+ mph? Yea that thing is uberfucked.
Uberfucked by lolodorf October 16, 2011
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