U-Do-U-Boo Day is National Holiday that is one self chosen designated week day that falls in between the timeframes of Monday - Sunday). On U-Do-U-Boo Day, you are only allowed to cater to Me Myself & I, partake in the most selfish, self-absorbed, self-righteous, egotistical, god/goddess activities know to man on this day.
*Important note U-Do-U-Boo Day national holiday* You will still need to continue to love everyone who is special in your life but on U-Do-U-Boo Day it is mandatory that you need to love yourself more than anyone else in the UNIVERSE, that is unmeasurable, & unconditional L❤️VE to yourself!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).