twatblossom

An overexposed, aesthetically overrated and therefore sexually overused, celebrity female.

Guy Ritchie: "Man, my wife is a fucking twatblossom."

by Steve Barry October 5, 2006

txtblossom

Txtblossom is a sex toy used by men and women for pleasure in their uterus, asshole, and penis. Many people have used and experienced the most flavorful orgasm in their whole life!

Male: I got a txtblossom last week!!!
Female: Oh wow let me have some of that daddy😜

by TrishLikeFish66 June 7, 2021

txtblossom

lesbian bondage porn from nicki minaj and tom holland’s discharge squirt alert 101 ft. Olivia Rodrigo

Danielle: hey ima bust a txtblossom brb.
Leah: Oh same wanna do it together?
Danielle: Sure!

by TrishLikeFish66 June 8, 2021

Twat blossom

An all around bitch who acts like the nicest person to walk this planet and says everything with a condescending tone.

This woman was such a twat blossom, I wanted to punch her in her face and bake her a pie at the same time.

by Queendoom2016 April 11, 2016