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Two Toes Thompson 

Used when referring to someone as great as the american hero two toes thompson.
Justin is so awesome, he's such a two toes thompson.
Two Toes Thompson by David13 February 17, 2009

totoesque 

When the perfect song comes on exactly at the right time when you needed it.

Originated of the song Africa from Toto, which is always the perfect song.
Right when I decided to impress Darrie on the dancefloor, the DJ played the song from my middle school dance class. It was totoesque!
totoesque by dreistueck July 27, 2019
Alternate spelling of totes; shortened version of totally, predominantly used by a lazy generation who cannot be bothered to follow through with the next two syllables
After Lina was forced to use the word totes in a sentence, Sarah responded with “Totoes? Ugh that would hurt me deeply. You poor thing!”
Totoes by Linamarie January 17, 2021
An alternate spelling of totes; a shortened version of totally, predominantly favored by lazy speakers who are unable to follow through with the last two syllables
When Lina was forced to use the word totes in a sentence, Sarah responded with “Totoes? Ugh that would hurt me deeply. You poor thing!”
Totoes by Linamarie January 17, 2021
Oi two toes, taking your bitch thanks
Two toes by anonymous September 16, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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