two-per

When your iPhone is on 2% and you know it'll die if you don't get to a charger within a few seconds.

Josh - Dude, why didn't you text me when you got here?
Dan - Sorry, bro. My phone pulled a two-per.

by anythongyouwant April 30, 2015

two per

two pair, as defined by Nelly's lyrics.

I need me two per of Nike's Air Force Ones

by Jumama January 6, 2003

Two Percent

Small Breasts that do not resemble the stereo typical dairy farmer with the hourglass figure.

"Hell no Olga cant be a barbie! She needs a lot more than two percent up top to even try!"

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

Two Percenter

Someone at Texas A&M who isn't involved. If they even go to games they won't even stand up. They are the opposite of a red ass.

Man Billy won't ever go to our football games... what a two percenter.

by Kolten August 24, 2007

two percent club

A slang term for college relationships that start in high school and are maintained throughout college. As long as the relationship was started before college, and the total time together in college has been greater than any time apart, it still counts.

"Damn did you see Francis pulling off the two percent club? It's only youngster year and he's at his 5 year anniversary!"

by legvnds November 4, 2018

Two persian cats

This is a term for when your being groomed by Colleen Ballinger

"the only thing I've ever groomed are my two persian cats"

by legallawsuit July 2, 2023

two person party

When two friends are so bored that they do party-like activities with eachother and go around the neighborhood in costumes, pulling pranks on local residents.

Girl: I'm soo bored there's nothing to do!
Guy: Let's have a two person party!
Girl: I'll get my bear costume and some corn starch.
Guy: I'll watch you put on that costume.

by box-c September 5, 2013