two per

two pair, as defined by Nelly's lyrics.

I need me two per of Nike's Air Force Ones

by Jumama January 6, 2003

two-per

When your iPhone is on 2% and you know it'll die if you don't get to a charger within a few seconds.

Josh - Dude, why didn't you text me when you got here?
Dan - Sorry, bro. My phone pulled a two-per.

by anythongyouwant April 30, 2015