two shots of vodka 

this is an expression to cover up for the fact that you're an alcoholic and drink way too much so when people ask you how much you've had you just say two shots of vodka when you've really had the whole bottle.

Ive only had two shots of vodka.

two shots of vodka by hecking cool person June 17, 2019

Two Shots of Vodka 

Phrased used to describe a mixed drink that has an absurd amount of alcohol in it.

Dude, why aren't you finishing that drink?

I'm try man, this shit's got two shots of vodka in it.

Two Shots of Vodka by Komrade_Krunch June 10, 2019