two per

two pair, as defined by Nelly's lyrics.
I need me two per of Nike's Air Force Ones
by Jumama January 06, 2003
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two-per

When your iPhone is on 2% and you know it'll die if you don't get to a charger within a few seconds.
Josh - Dude, why didn't you text me when you got here?
Dan - Sorry, bro. My phone pulled a two-per.
by anythongyouwant April 30, 2015
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